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A teacher asks his students:
-Where is Napoleon dead?
-In page 120!, one of them answers.
-Honey, sometimes I feel like beeing a donkey.
- Stay yourself and say "hi-han!"
A man calls the electricien:
-Hello? I told you to come fix my bell oneweek ago and you still didn't come!
-But no, I passed by. I even rang during 10 minutes and nobody answered!
Popey's mum.
A police man asks a crazy person sitting on a banch since three hours:
-What are you doing here since three hours?
-Since the earth turns, I'm waiting that my house passes!
A man enters a jewlery shop:
- How much does this ring cost?, he asks the seller.
- one thousand five hundred euros, sir.
-Oh Devil!,does the client,and this one?
-two devils and a half, says the seller.
Martin is up-stairs, in his room:
-What are you doing? screams his mum from the kitchen.
-Nothing!
-What about your brother?
-he's helping me!
-Why are you packing?
-I'm travelling.
-Where are you going?
-Here!
-But it's stupid!
-No. I'm economizing the ticket.
Charlotte is told her mumthat one of her friends changed a 3 into a 6 on her bulletin.
- That's not good, says her mother, I hope you'll never do the same!
-Oh no, mum! answers Charlotte. I'm not that stupid. me, i would change the 3 into a 8, it's much easier!
Santa in Lebanon.
It's the birthday of Toto's father.
-Toto, the best present you could give me is for you being first of your class.
-Too late, answers Toto, I already bought you a tigh!
Why did the boy trow the clock out the window?
Answer:
to see time fly!!!!!!
-Hey Max, how come your essay on the dog was exactly like your sister's?, says the teacher.
-That's absolutly normal, miss! We have the same dog.
